OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE… Okay you know how newborn babies are really limp and you have to hold their head all the time or else it’ll just flop down and like… break? Well in my dream instead of a neck, it was more like a short umbilical cord… And my dad went to hold my relatives new born baby and he was trying to coordinate his hands so the head and body were together but he couldn’t and the neck broke in half and it was like… creamy. Like the neck/umbilical cord broke like… When you pull a string of caramel and it breaks… And I was just crying and yelling at him for killing the baby and he was just holding this newborn baby head with a cord attached to it and then the baby was dead but it came back to life 18 hours later and dad was like “lol idiot it’s alive now” and I was like “but how can it have a life with no organs”

omfgggg it was so scary.

Up until a few hours ago I thought “bath salts” were actual bath salts and was really fucking confused.

“Why would people use all these drugs and then some bath salts? What is that?” - Me

Lol. When someone makes a comical text post and it’s really popular and successful and then someone else makes one that is almost identical and it just fails. What the fuck are you doing?

waiting to be entered. I’m so nervous. I haven’t had sex in a year (a few more days and it’ll be a year exactly). It’s going to be like losing my V plates all over again… Owwwww

Found two more Nicholas Cage pics around the house… On my shampoo bottle in the shower and oN MY PILLOW!~!

Amin is dead and it’s all my fault.

I’m gonna get a boob job just for shits and gigs I reckon. I wanna play with them - I had a dream about it last night and it was so exciting!

Does anyone know where I could get a REALLY cheap nurse outfit? Or just a hat? Or do any of you have one I could borrow? It’s a nurse theme on Saturday and I only bought the outfit today on eBay and it’s coming from China so there is no way it will arrive by saturday :’(

Has anyone had any issues with paranormal activity occurring in their house? My roommate and I are having some troubles and I’d like to know if any of you have cleaned your house or performed some sort of ritual to rid your house of the spirit/help it move on (and it has actually worked).

can my American followers please tell me where you live and what life in America is like? I’m really curious. Give me the pros and cons please!!!!

I have makeup on what should I do with it? I have a man voice so answering Qs isn’t an option lol.